Steve Lumetta's Humor Page

In the past, this spot is where you might find text explaining what parts of this page are new and what parts are not. However, in light of the temporal uncertainty of your visit, and completely ignoring the existential uncertainty, which has been decided at the time of reading but not of writing, I have decided not to enlighten you. Figure it out yourself. Sending your e-mail as per instructions above may help, but I guarantee nothing.

However, I did add a new Jack H. quote in November 2003, and another in March 2004, and one perhaps a bit too macabre in June 2004.

Funny things...

• Amusing Cribbage Facts

• Society for the Conservation of Gravity Home Page

• The Original Passive Web Chain Letter

• A Selection of Self-Quotations

• Two Old Friends

• Court Ruling

• Jack H. for President (extended April 2009)

• A Disgraceful Injustice that Must be Corrected

• Divergent Paths in the Garden (June 2004)

• A Contribution to Techno-Culture (June 2005)

• Zion Train Comes to Champaign-Urbana (June 2005)

• A Poem, Ostensibly About Cats (July 2006)

• Steve's Notes (September 2008)

• Apolitical Humor (October 2008)

• Rendezvous Recess (April 2009)

• Anonymously Touched (December 2010)

• Circles of Confusion (January 2011)

• Log of Cribbage Questions (May 2011)

If at this point you are not convulsed with fits of laughter, I offer the following sardonic comment from Byron, albeit perhaps ironically: PRESS HERE.

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